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I’ve never felt so conflicted about a franchise in my life but at least this dude was hot
#I watched conquering the demons and demons strike back at 3am last night and I have to say I like the first one more#but not by a lot#like I wanted so much to like this movie#but fucking Duan man…#like I read the plot beforehand so I wouldn’t be caught off guard by anything but DAMN that SA scene was sooo much worse watching it#girl this is not the girlboss pussy slay move you think it is queen#I liked her character so much too before that cuz she’s so cool but the unconsented captive fuck or die foreplay was NOT the move#then she had the nerve to rip up sanzang’s book and turn to us and be like you know what I think I still have a chance - GIRL HES RUNNING#then they had the nerve to make him fall in love with her anyway boy you a VICTIM#then the second one just had [redacted] in it and I did not enjoy looking at his face for two hours - ruined the whole experience#also I have to say that was the worst iteration of Sanzang I’ve ever seen I was actually happy when I thought wukong was boutta kill him#I talk all this shit but I really did like the effects and monster designs in the movie they were so cool#also I thought the first sanzang actor was sooo cute and pathetic why didn’t they keep him 😭#well it’s for the best I wouldn’t wanna have seen him turn abusive like they wrote him in the second movie#also dsb is the only movie in which I can understand the wukong and tripitaka shippers cuz that ENDING SCENE yeah I saw it#oh right my tags sorry lol#digital art#my art#journey to the west#jttw sun wukong#conquering the demons#demons strike back#sun wukong#also his glowup in between movies is so funny lmfao#if you couldn’t accept him at his conquering the demons you don’t deserve him at his demons strike back#at least dsb gave me this human version of wukong please sir just one chance just one sniff-
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David does not encourage vandalism as a pack activity at all….however
When Darlin comes to David with the idea of TPing and egging Alexis‘s house for Halloween… he reconsidered 
#Everyone took part in purchasing supplies and Sam even got a little help from Porter to cover up their tracks#David had to convince Asher not to piss on her house#to any artist or fic writers who want to use this idea you have full freedom just tag me#i wanna see it#Darlin and Sam we’re given glitter#only them#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted headcanons#redacted shaw pack
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so i'm leaning toward briala-celene [ugh] or public truce*. but i wanted to know ...
*I've been reading posts/articles that state that public truce isn't best long run ... but it isn't like the inquisitor would KNOW that.
#dai spoilers#for my mooties that wanna play but havent yet#dragon age#grapecase plays dai#wicked eyes and wicked hearts#aka wicked headache and wicked annoyance#grapecase polls#dai poll#grapecase complains#lmao#i feel these posts dont give briala enough credit#unless im missing something#idk that working with gaspard would long run [or even short term] be better for her and the elves than working for/with celene#[i feel it would be with but a lot of people seem to believe it will be for]#yes celene is dismissive when you show her the [REDACTED] but she KEPT it#the dismissiveness matters sure - bc the type of masks matter - but the fact that she secured it matters as much if not more#and what celene did was heinous but let's not act like gaspard wouldnt be as bad if not worse#i feel briala would be smart with both [but with celene i feel she wouldnt let sentimentaility get her as much as people think she would]#and off chance she did - doubting it - her people would be smarter. i feel they'd be on higher alert with celene#now it is a matter of what power they could milk#and okay i do think immediately she could probably twist gaspard's arms harder bc of the blackmail and celene is still worried of coming of#too soft maybe?#but i think celene is smarter - or should be at keepiing balances. like she owes briala more than a debt. and i can see briala carefully mi#king that. i can see both of them slowly building things right under the nobles noses#idk maybe im being idealistic#i do think celene would try and do better in general and for the elves alone#but idk i nee dto finish to play and see#im mostly measuring this off vibes
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a man said the most eddie-coded thing about me that i genuinely cannot stop thinking about it days later but he doesn’t know that i know he said what he did
#my friend said i’ve got a special flavor of trauma from my childhood#and he immediately goes ‘i wanna know what it tastes like 😏’#i’m haunted#he met me twice and just alluded to eating my [redacted]#and i’d let him !#this is why i’ve been mia#him: don’t judge#the girls in question; not judging but losing their fucking minds#such casual rizz someone fucking sedate me#i also have a story time about how he paid for my (well mine and my best friends) dinner and it gave me BUTTERFLIES#anyways boys#be careful with what you tell her best friend#she’s loyal to me first 😤#i don’t think y’all wanna hear about my love life but this is the most exciting it’s been in a while#eddie munson would 100% joke about ‘tasting your trauma’ idc
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for the record, this is a ✨nagisa safe space✨
~~please dni if you dislike nagisa and/or nghy~~
#please block me if you don’t like nagisa btw~ given the chance i could go on about him for ages#don’t force yourself to look at things you don’t like yk~~~~? that’s why i have like 250 lhy/yhy shippers blocked on twt alone#anyway live laugh love nghy let’s watch them become happy together~~~~~~#we stan a failgirl gf and her failgirl bf#though. while we’re here… a little thing i liked about the chorus was how the lyrics drifted onto the screen#it kinda reminded me of seaweed for some reason. y’know. just wriggling its way into view…#even the animated lyrics were adorable. i seriously can’t get enough of this mv#as much as i want to make a post about the shsl cope going on in [redacted ship] twt i’d rather not think about too many negatives for now#i mean!!!!!!!! the long-awaited kimikawaii mv finally came out!!!!!!!!! i wanna bask in this happiness for a while longer…#i love nghy sm i just wish i could see this cute nghy when i look for it instead of the en.st*rs pair#dont get me wrong; those dudes are cute too in their own way. i just!!! have a one true nghy in my heart and it’s the adorable beach couple!#the dude from gamushara
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dreaming about taking abby hiking and camping where my family went every summer.
you bring two sleeping bags that you zip together to make a mega sleeping bag and you shove it inside a tent that’s built for one but you and abby become one while sleeping so it’s not a big deal. you find a secluded spot along the river where families of children are out of range and you guys enjoy the solitude. abby is wearing a swim tank and tight swim shorts that she knows you like on her. you pack fruit and water and a book with you, preparing to hunker down for a few hours of sun bathing. abby ventures into the water, diving head first because it’s the best way to get your body accumulated to the cold, abby told you confidently but you just laugh at her holler when she comes back to the surface, her arms wrapping around her body. she scowls at your laughter and climbs out of the river and comes too close to you, water dripping onto your towel.
“what’s so funny over here?” “nothing” you say, rolling your lips inward to stop smiling. “oh yeah?” she raises an eyebrow. before you can place your bookmark back in its place, your girlfriend is hauling you up and practically carrying you to the water “abby! no! i still have my shirt on! hold on” but like the cheeky lil shit she is, she ignores your half-hearted pleas and dumps you into the water, diving right after you. when you come up, shivering, your shirt clinging to your skin, showing your bright colored bathing suit under it. she smirks at you, only her head and neck out of the water. “cold?” she asks, mocking you.
“you’re such a dick!” you roll your eyes but move closer to her when she holds her arms open for you.
“it’s okay, baby, it’s just water. c’mere,” you wrap your arms around her neck, the water making you practically buoyant. she pulls your legs up around her waist and holds you there. you’re looking at the trees on the bank but when you look back to her, she’s already staring with a blissed out look on her face.
“what?” you ask.
she shakes her head. “nothing. thanks for planning this. i really needed it.”
“i know. and you’re so welcome, baby.”
she leans up to press her lips to yours, they’re cold from the water but yours are too. you can feel the sun on her back as you run your hands around her shoulder blades. its so so so nice to feel and contrasts the water deliciously. you both stop shivering as your bodies get use to the cold but abby doesn’t let go of your thighs and you don’t let go of her shoulders. you both stay in the water until the sun gets too hot and you’re both in need of a midday nap on the hot rocks that make up the shore.
#mads’ headcanons#abby brainrot era#abby anderson x reader#wrote this when i was itching to go camping with a pretty girl#abs for dayz#adding prev post extra tag cause i think im funny#let’s just say i wanna [redacted] her in the tent at night when the only sound is the crickets and our breathing#😮💨#<- i’m unwell#camping with abby <3
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bruh
the friend we have been dog sitting for, for the last 4 months came over tonight and like offered me a job in costume design on a nextflix show she’s working on and i’m. i can’t feel any emotion im in shock
it’s in partner with UT austin and oh my god
she said someone as “talented, kind, and [redacted] as me deserves to show off their talents.”anyway um yeah im so jejsbskajskaksk WHAT
#don’t worry about the redaction it was a compliment but ndndnsnsnsks#not bad news for once#uhhh#dl#bruh i just wanna share my art !!#i’ve only met her the one time when she dropped off her dog#but she hung out with us tonight#and said ‘she wanted to make sure she asked me in person’#also [redacted]
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I just need every single darlin design to look like they could just fold me like origami or throw me across the room. or squash me flat under their foot like an empty soda can
#entirely nonsexual#I want her to destroy me though. kind of like when people wanna be cannibalised#redacted asmr#redacted darlin
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Good morning gamers! Hope you're doing well! As for me, I'm getting sick😔 Save f/os save me-
Also side note, a H.i-fi Rush s/i would be pretty easy to name methinks! I can just name them Panchi (Pan being bread in Spanish)! Afjanfjsjf Very convenient methinks!
#pan rambles#Glad I can easily edit my name to make it fit the game's world-akfanfkdnjs#but yeah#[REDACTED] is quite pretty👉👈 My feelings for her will probably grow once I actually check out the game#... Wherever that will be-ajfsjkddk I still got so many other games I need to finish/check out#and series...#I still haven't watched the newest V.ox M.achina episodes- I need to see my bf V.ax!#And I really wanna watch C.owboy B.ebop! it's a crime I haven't watched it yet!
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HWANG YEJI WHAT THE FUCK
#SHES ACTUALLY CRAZY#WHAT THE FUCK#OH FUCK#I haven’t felt this insane in exactly 4 days#how#ugh#I hate her so much#I wanna [REDACTED] her [REDACTED]#and she can [REDACTED] till I [REDACTED]#I am. drooling violently#yeji my love#yeji#hwang yeji#itzy
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okay just a lil psa here, i don’t normally do this on this blog bc i’m a person who likes to keep the different facets of my personality very compartmentalized (that’s the disorder babee) and this is gonna be a long ass rant but i don’t have the palestinian flag in my pinned post for funsies.
i’m saying this bc someone i was moots w on twitter started randomly raging about “oh we’re showing those ungrateful far left palestinian foreign agitators that-“ fuck off. i’m serious. fuck all the way off. this is a genocide that has been going on for decades, that got ramped back up to extreme, horrific levels last october and palestinians refusing to endorse kamala without a more concrete plan on pushing for a ceasefire - which isn’t even the bare minimum, it’s tangoing under the fucjing bar - or protesting so that their families aren’t massacred at schools and hospitals aren’t foreign ops or agitators or picking on kamala as if people didn’t have the exact same issue with biden And Trump And obama, are not agitators or ops or whatever. and before anyone is like “do you a support a one or two state solution” i support a solution that allows the complete right of return and self determination for all palestinians across the globe and an end to the apartheid state of israel. however palestinians want that to look is what i support. i have an IDEA of what it will ultimately look like, but i support the right of palestinians to decide what happens in their ancestral home, from the river to the sea. “but what about the hostages” yeah you’re right what about the palestinian hostages big hoss???? also - indiscriminate bombing campaigns have never once actually worked to do anything but revitalize an insurgent population, and you’re dense as hell if you think what’s been happening is going to do anything but make it clearer to palestinians that their only chance of survival is through more attacks & hostage campaigns!!
you wanna call me some sort of foreign agitator when EYE am the one whose family weren’t allowed to be citizens until the 60s despite living on this continent for thousands of years, that i’m out of line for being outspoken & having a hard line on the genocide of another indigenous group?? go right ahead! hope the door bruises your ass on the way out folks! and if you agree that “genocide is bad” great you’re gonna have a bang up time following me!
#like i vote bc i have friends in our local [redacted] collective and it means a lot to them and they do great work#can’t even tell you how many people we got fed and got covid shots and tests to when my mayor was doing jack fucking shit#but if you think calling every single palestinian protest a foreign op is going to help her get elected you are frustratingly arrogant#if u want any more opinion you’re welcome to dm me or send an ask to my fandom or personal#getting on my soap box#but it’s like listen u wanna bq this u wanna ‘well i’m more indifenous than you bc’ baby my mama is legally enrolled#u want to know what it’s like to be a colonized indigenous person in a settler colonial state i’m right fucking here and it’s hell#and i’m not about to stay quiet while what happened to my GRANDPA (not distant relatives! my literal grandfather!!) happens right now#this was on my bb twitter my priv is exclusively for ancoms and mls i don’t follow anyone who isn’t a proven hater of the us government
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"Aegon is abusive, he only has sex with Helaena when he's drunk! THAT MEANS HE RAPES HER!!!"
Oh, good LORD, imagine hearing Helaena's dinner speech and that is what you come away with! 🙄 If anything, it sounds like she's annoyed that he ignores her. My girl wants the D and affection, but her husband has depression!
#She's just like me because I ALSO wanna get [redacted] by her husband! 🤭#aegon x helaena#helaegon#helaeon nation#helaegon propaganda#txt#tw: rape mention
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Ozzy: My Analysis.
This was a long time coming, because from the very first time I played his route (which also happened to be the first I completed the season to the end with), I knew Ozzy was a fundamentally interesting character that I'd want to dedicate a whole essay for, because it's one way I like to show my affection for these characters 🥺
(Problem was, I felt like I wouldn't of been able to do him justice before, but after my final research run, I don't think that's a road block for me anymore.)
One thing about his route is, no matter how you approach it, there'll always be a level of pain to it. I think the only exception to this is if you tell him, in paraphrase, "I'm interested too, but I'm not ready to commit yet," when he confesses to MC after the Doghouse Challenge, because that option allows MC the best of both worlds.. those two worlds I've experienced first-hand, I'll detail below.
If you tell him "I feel the same way," that day, it'll be held in the back of his mind that, at-least some point in time, he was your #1 choice (even if you end up choosing someone else in the end)
The pain waiting for MC on this path is, of course, how directly affected she is by everything that happened after her shock fake-dumping. (I even liveblogged my reaction to a lot of it, when I consciously paid attention to everything happening outside of Ozzy and MC's bond, within my #my exp tag, early March.)
Him patching things up with Grace, which she revealed to MC during Casa Amor
What he did during Casa, in reaction to seeing MC again in the postcards, (which didn't paint her in a positive light), which was a skinny-dip threeway kiss (which he IMMEDIATELY regretted)
Not breaking things off with Grace as soon as he should've after Casa (in my opinion), which I think should've been that first morning when all the OGs woke up together in the villa again, at the latest
And, on the topic of the Casa drama.. one moment I really like is, even if MC chooses to "play dumb," when piecing together what likely happened.. Ozzy couldn't keep her in the dark for too long even when he first considered it, which to me is so cute 🥺💗
@operationnope brought up some very good points when I asked her opinion on the situation. Being reminded of a very core part of Ozzy's character amidst the hurt was just what I needed 🥴 even if he fumbles along the way, he still wants to do right by all of the involved parties, and that includes Grace.
And, that leads me to what my final research run was all about.. seeing what his route is like when you friendzone him instead, before Casa. And, holy hell. I thought it would've been easy enough, but that came with its own unique set of challenges.
@ariendiel I remember at one point just thinking, "this is probably the closest to the Noah route experience I'll ever feel," and I know y'all Noah stans had it even tougher because there was no way to even couple up with Noah at all, outside of the disaster recoupling 😭 y'all don't get enough credit for REAL 🥺💙
It was a very isolating path, where even Ozzy flips back and forth between acknowledging MC's interest in him after all, with her actions, to "I'm friendzoned" mode. Everyone else, including Grace, just brushes off everything MC does, with the clear exception of the final recoupling.
And that all applies even after I told Grace that it could become a thing still, him and MC together 💀
On the one hand, yes I can sympathize with Ozzy's position in this scenario. But also it's like, Ozzy.. read the room! 😭🥺
Or, alternatively...
...from what I can tell from this difference of his dialog after the final recoupling.. he was reading the room, and was just trying to play it very cool with MC.
So, what is the overarching theme with Ozzy no matter how you approach his route? *checks the melted inked note on my arm* ..something about not knowing how to handle being in love for the first time, with the very real possibility of (total) rejection.
And, this song sums up his route to a T 🥺 and y'know what, maybe I did feel myself fall for him all over again as I was listening to it, on this last run 😭
#sorry for the redacted MC name djdhdsbhs‚ i wanna use her for fic writing and i'm not ready to reveal her name yet 🤭💜#i really love her and ozzy's dynamic 🥺#i'm chuffed to have an analysis post for ozzy finally 🥰💗#litg ozzy#litg s6#litg double trouble#litg#love island the game#my analyses
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no one:
absolutely no one:
jptwt reactions to the hiyomv:
#glad to see that we’re supporting nagisa in this trying time…#i said that i was gonna try to forget the mv. but. i can’t escape it auuuuuuuuuuuu#i mean. i think the mv is just a friendship/‘idols are cool’ mv if you watch it with no thoughts; head empty#but. the fact that there *are* people out there who look too hard into it and take it as [redacted] ship confirmation kinda sours it…#for me at least. i blocked one jptwt used who showed up on my dash saying ‘good news!!! the fruit scene means lhy canon!!!’#mm yes good news indeed. definitely. yeah. totally.#but c’mon guysssss hiyori already has nagisa!!!! the perfect man for her is >>right there<<#why are you tryna shoehorn her into a ship with a married couple helloooo#why can’t guys and girls be >>just friends<< huhhhhhhhh#this reminds me of all the yujiro+mona fanarts of them reluctantly cozying up to each other with the caption of ‘not a ship!!!!’#with the same creator posting a pic of aizo and mona standing 5 feet apart bc they’re both gay and not even looking at e/o with ship tags#like. if you wanna see lxl with gfs at least make sure it’s a compelling ship with even a tiny bit of chemistry???#ngl i think aizo-mona shippers are just shipping them in the name of ‘pair the blonde spares’ but idk#ughhhh sorry nagisakun i didn’t mean to sully the tags of a post with you in it with negativity#ily nagisa i love the way you love hiyori. nghy forever.#anyways. um!!!!! nagisa mv next week!!!!!! manifesting!!!!!! he could save all of us!!!!!! hoping!!!!!!!#the dude from gamushara#(in other news the niji.gaku anime is so funny for n o t h i n g. i can’t believe they got setsuna back so quickly like whaaaaa)#(didn’t it take like 7 story chapters to get her back in llas or sth? it’s been years and it eosed so i cant rmb)#(karin is so funny thoughhh before she joined she just said stuff [which catalysed chaos] and left)
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happy girlfriend day to my favorite girl in the world
i love you to bits and pieces baby
#i wanna [redacted] her until she [redacted]#:-D#none of these photos are mine#i literally just pulled them from my photos#only one had a watermark#and that was the alpha pandora one (i think that’s what it is)#and idk where to search 😅#if one is yours i can credit u or take it down no problem#abby brainrot era#if you are reading this — hi 🫵🧡🤍🩷#abby anderson x reader
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if i wrote the mianmian/wen qing love story sequel to "mianmian the disaster lesbian..." fic would y'all read it be honest
#yeah i'm back on my untamed bs#i WILL be writing the [redacted] fic first#but i reread the OG fic and some of what i wrote for this sequel#and now i wanna write mian 'lived in a palace for most of her life' mian#helping rebuild houses in qishan along with wen ning#getting down and dirty and using her HANDS#and charming granny wen#while sighing over wen qing thinking her love unrequited#while wen qing is over here like i am a fucking SECT LEADER#i do not HAVE CRUSHES#(spoiler: she does in fact have a crush)
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